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Dance Like No One is Watching: What to do while you're waiting for Basketball to start again

2/17/2015

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We're all getting a bit impatient waiting for the NBA season to start again. The All-Star game was a bit of help, but let's be honest, it's not really real basketball. So what do you do now? How are you going to bide your time?

Chris and I compiled a small lit of activities that you can do to help you while you're waiting!

1.) Masturbate. 
2.) Try to stomach college basketball (it's inferior product, let's be honest)
3.) Try to get laid
4.) Get super into professional wrestling. 
5.) Talk to Chris about professional wrestling. 
6.) Go to http://espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachine
7.) Come up with inconceivable scenarios that involve 5 superstars ending up on one team
8.) Watch old Vince Carter dunk highlights
9.) Read up on baseball spring-training (Ha! Just kidding)
10.) Try to find a regression analysis that will say Delly will be a worthwhile player on an NBA team in 3 years
11.) Give up on finding a regression analysis that says Delly will be a worthwhile NBA player
12.) Masturbate again
13.) Try to figure out if you like the Gawker family of websites
14.) Decide you don't but you do enjoy the Deadspin comment sections
15.) Time yourself in going on a Wikipedia race going from LeBron James to Sumatran rhinoceros16.) Watch the SNL 40th Year Special (Pretty damn good)
17.) Listen to Childish Gambino
18.) Listen to Gambino some more
19.) Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jx96Twg-Aew
20.) Did we say masturbate?
21.) Nap
22.) Do some actual work (Slacker)
23.) Ponder the infinite numbers of universes that could exist
24.) Realize that there's one that the Cavs didn't trade Wiggins for Love
25.) Cry
26.) MASTURBATE

So what will you do to help with the wait until Thusday?

    How will you survive without NBA for two more days?

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